Circa: 2010
Age: 24
Height: 7'6"
Weight: 144 pounds
Occupation: Scout
Sissy is an alcoholic ninja, and protects a plantation from deadly, highly contaminant zombie shit. But that's a story you'll hear about later.
She grew up with doting Chinese immigrant parents, and was pushed to going Ivy League for mathematics, but instead she sought the life of a vagabond, because she saw Charlie Chaplin pull it off successfully. Sissy ran away from home in Arizona meandered to Mexico. It was there she met her first true friend, Peñor, who was shortly killed in front of her own eyes in a tragic pinata accident. Taking his sombrero, the traumatized vagrant took to the bottle and made a years-long, drunken pilgrimage to the Great Plains, where she found a farm owned by a rich German lunatic. Otto took her in and sheltered her in exchange for cold-blooded zombie murder, and thus, Sissy found her niche in life, killing zombies by day, and sneaking into Otto's mansion by night to drink all his wine and sex his butler.
There's a lot more to her than that, but I don't want to spoil any more fun stuff as the comic she stars in is currently being scripted.
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