Howdy dookie, oh seldom followers!
Well, first off, there's
that, the first thing I ever doodled on the tiny, brilliant, matte touchscreen of the Pandora. Why the Swedish Chef comes so quickly and easily I'll never be too sure...
Tonight we'll have a little gross retrospective while I pull some new shit out to place on the Poop Conveyor Belt. Always stacked with crap, seldom moving...
Well, first off, some new things.
T. Hawk the Tank Engine.
The return of our beloved Candi, whorebear extraordinaire.
Okay, yes, onto a dump of oldies!
This is quite a relic: an extremely quick and filthy three-page comic in a diabolical scheme to scoop up some extra credit for my less-than-stellar Physics grade during Junior year in high school. It was scrawled down at the last possible moment and I was talking out of my ass the
entire time, but MC Hefner approved anyway because he had a soft spot for my drawings and smarmy, raunchy humor. I still snort at some of the lines I came up with back in the day, so it's almost worth posting. Note the artifacts of a bygone age: Dr. Hairy, a starring character that was eventually dropped due to him essentially playing Dick's role but with a beret, and Dick himself with what appears to be more mammalian features. There was a period in which too many people were mistaking him for a mouse or monkey or whatever large-eared critter have you, so I eventually just said fukkit and considered him an unspecified mammal just to keep from explaining that he was a goddamn peanut every other day.
That would be Raja and Rune (Lutz?), of Phantasy Star fame. Don't even ask how this came about, you were watching him play with dook without complaint a few months ago.
Arakune, of Blazblue lore, playing with a cute little puppy the only way he knows how.
An archaic attempt to learn Japanese on my part. It's, uh, a Tanuki, in case you can't read Moonspeak.
A margin doodle from Senior year that became bafflingly popular.
Lastly, a portrait of the venerable Doctor Garcia Jenkman, the poop guy. I''m still kinda impressed with the grain and grittiness I got with dry gradients back when, and looking at this makes me wanna try it again.
That's all for now, ladies and gentlebitches! I'll be back again soon with more new stuff, and then a potentially large post about the obnoxious things I got away with scrawling on tests and homework in school (even, yes, college stuff.).
Max out!
