Sheesh, so much for frequent updates. Hopefully the quantity of sheer garbage I stuff up your happy holes tonight will make up for my last update being mid-November.
Let's see what I've got piled up, starting with the usual Exponent shitfuckery!
Article that concerned a festive marching band. Never ran, but I'm pretty sure I still got paid so it's all good!
For the last Tailgate Guide of the season, concerning the longstanding rivalry between IU and Perdoo and their battle for the Old Oaken Bucket. Shit, guys, it's just a bucket, simmer down.
(We lost, by the way)
Pete dunkin' a basketball. Pass the beer nuts.
Some decorative yuletide poop for an Entertainment Guide. Deadline nipping at my heels completely fucked Santa's right hand because I can't perspective very well when under pressure.
Now that that's over with, time for more of my typical, rarely-finished shit!
Good old Curly and Quote. Cave Story came up for whatever reason while I was nerding out with a handful of pals over Skype, and this abomination was the result. Quote's lookin' an awful lot like Chuck Balls minus the turkey...
I know he's supposed to talk backwards, but I never found the Vagineer vids that funny. However, the concept still slays me.
Great googly moogly, what could this be? You will soon find out.
Lastly, as inspired by
Dino Max's recent slough of oooooold comic goodness, I decided to dig up this old yarn I cobbled together one slow New Year's back in high school. While normally I'm quick to toss my old crap out within five or six months of making it, there are a few lines in this that still make me chuckle. Perhaps I'll do another this year? We'll see. It'd be a nice juxtaposition of my character roster in 200X and my contemporary. You might recognize a handful of these bastards (though all have since been altered significantly over the years), but a good amount of them have since been abandoned for one reason or another.
The barrel of salt Dick refers to comes from a really old gag I did way back when with a character I've long since abandoned...
That's all for tonight, folks!
